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"When ET left, he told Drew Barrymore to be good. Boy, is he gonna be surprised when he comes back."
-- Paul Rocci
"Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game."
-- Paul Rodriguez
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
-- Paul Biron
Seeing is forgetting the name of that which one sees.
-- Paul Valery
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty
Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
-- Paul Simon
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
"Like all dreamers, I mistook disenchantment for truth."
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
"Ergotism is what you get if you overuse the word "therefore". Egotism on the other hand is a form of "I" strain."
-- Paul Martin
"Rebellion is almost as stupid as obedience. In either case you let yourself be defined by what they tell you to do."
-- Paul Graham
Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
-- Will Rogers
"The best education consists in immunizing people against systematic attempts at education."
-- Paul Karl Feyerabend
Intuition comes from experience, that experience comes from failure, and that failure comes from trying.
-- Paul Snively (Lambda the Ultimate weblog)
Things will get better, despite our efforts to improve them.
-- Will Rogers
Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.
If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
-- Will Rogers
If a tree falls in a forest and lands on a politician, even if you can't hear the tree or the screams, I'll bet you'd at least hear the applause.
-- Paul Tindale
"Do you know a cow was murdered to make that jacket?"
"I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I guess I'll have to kill you too."
-- Paul Crowley
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers
Basically, to learn Unix you learn to understand and apply a small set of key ideas and achieve expertise by expanding both the set of ideas and your ability to apply them
-- Paul Murphy
"Man is condemned to be free; because once thrown into the world, he is responsible for everything he does."

"It is up to you to give [life] a meaning."
-- Jean-Paul Sartre
If the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie, it might be amor�, but I'd be more worried about the interplanetary gravitational effects from this cataclysmic event.
-- Paul Paternoster