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If the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie, it might be amor�, but I'd be more worried about the interplanetary gravitational effects from this cataclysmic event.
-- Paul Paternoster

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
-- Paul Biron

Seeing is forgetting the name of that which one sees.
-- Paul Valery

If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.
-- Paul Beatty

Why am I so soft in the middle when the rest of my life is so hard?
-- Paul Simon

"Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game."
-- Paul Rodriguez

"When ET left, he told Drew Barrymore to be good. Boy, is he gonna be surprised when he comes back."
-- Paul Rocci

"I find imperfection the most interesting thing about a person"
-- Jodi Foster

"Ergotism is what you get if you overuse the word "therefore". Egotism on the other hand is a form of "I" strain."
-- Paul Martin

"Rebellion is almost as stupid as obedience. In either case you let yourself be defined by what they tell you to do."
-- Paul Graham