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"There is no cause so right that one cannot find a fool following it."
(Niven's Law #16)

What really matters is the name you succeed in imposing on the facts -- not the facts themselves.
-- Cohen's Law

Paul's Law: You can't fall off the floor.

"Murphy's Law only fails when you try to demonstrate it."

Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.

Pohl's law: Nothing is so good that somebody, somewhere, will not hate it.

Arthur C. Clarke's Law :
It has yet to be proven that intelligence has any survival value.

Stenderup's law: The sooner you fall behind, the more time you will have to catch up.

"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."
-- Harry S. Truman

Murphy's Law of Research:
Enough research, as well as insufficient research, will tend to support your theory.

The law should make men free. The problem is making the law free.

Murphy's Seventh Law of Computing:
He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

Brandolini's law: The amount of energy needed to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than to produce it.

Every eighteen months, the minimum IQ needed to accidentally create a technology that could wipe out humanity drops by one point.
(Dyson's corollary to Moore's Law of Mad Science.)

He who laughs last found the dirty meaning.

It's easier to get forgiveness for being wrong than forgiveness for being right.

Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction.

First Law of Dieting:
Sex has negative calories.

Putt's Law: Technology is dominated by two types of people: Those who understand what they do not manage and those who manage what they do not understand.

Those who say they 'sleep like a baby' haven't got one.

He who laughs last probably didn't understand the joke.

Censorship reflects society's lack of confidence in itself.
-- Potter Stewart

May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.

Women's virtue is man's greatest invention.
-- Cornelia Otis Skinner

Intuition comes from experience, that experience comes from failure, and that failure comes from trying.
-- Paul Snively (Lambda the Ultimate weblog)