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Yes, yes, sensitive, acoustic, multicultural rhythms, sensitive, yoga, tantric sex, sensitive.
Shut up and sing some old Police stuff again.-- Nat Lanza (on Sting)
Law of Cat Landing:
A cat will always land in the softest place possible; often the mid-section of an unsuspecting, reclining human.
"I've always wanted to be Brigitte Bardot."-- Bob Dylan
"To live outside the law you must be honest."-- Bob Dylan
A great nation is any mob of people which produces at least one honest man a century.
"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity."-- Alan Watts
Great Lover, n: A man who can breathe through his ears.
First Law of Dieting:
Sex has negative calories.
Insanity, a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.-- R. D. Lang
"Don't be afraid to go after what you want to do, and what you want to be. But don't be afraid to be willing to pay the price."-- Lane Frost
"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue."-- Richard Nixon
"We need a president who's fluent in at least one language."-- Buck Henry
If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Christ: A man who was born at least 5,000 years ahead of his time.
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.-- Edgar Allan Poe
As the cheetah said to the chameleon:
You can hide, but you can't run!-- Alan Williams
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.-- Harlan Ellison
The more we disagree, the bigger the chance that at least one of us is right.
Do not go gentle into that good night... Rage, rage against the dying of the light.-- Dylan Thomas
We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.-- Alan Turing
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than illumination.-- Andrew Lang
Adventure: The land between entertainment and panic.
"Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what it is you want to hear."-- Alan Coren
What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matter compared to what lies within us.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
"Patriotism is an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles."-- George Jean Nathan