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"We are all born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society."
-- Miss Manners (Judith Martin)
"It is far more impressive when others discover your good qualities without your help."
-- Judith Martin (Miss Manners)
The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
Q. What do I say when introduced to a homosexual "couple"?
A. "How do you do? How do you do?"
("Miss Manners' Guide to Excruciatingly Correct Behavior")