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We're the technical experts. We were hired so that management could ignore our recommendations and tell us how to do our jobs.-- Mike Andrews (a.s.r.)
He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lampposts — for support rather than illumination.-- Andrew Lang
Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.-- Andre Gide
It is better to be hated for what one is than loved for what one is not.-- Andre Gide
Don't ask "why" unless you're not disappointed with answers like "I don't know."-- Andrew Walenstein
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.-- Mike Adams
"If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough."-- Mario Andretti
So just what are time flies, and why do they like an arrow?
Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.-- Andrew Lias
Watching these guys trying to be wireheads is like watching old people fuck-- Mike Belt
Mirth prolongeth life and causeth health.
Baby-sitter, n: A teenager acting like an adult, while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
"Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot."
"Most of us, when all is said and done, like what we like and make up reasons for it afterwards."-- Soren F. Petersen
A man without God is like a fish without a skateboard.
Those who say they 'sleep like a baby' haven't got one.