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NASA doesn't have any live weapons; we can only drop management paperwork on those who peeve us--but with a B-52 we can drop a lot of it!-- Mary Shafer
Headline: Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.-- Mary Little
Every silver lining has a cloud.
Mary had a crypto key,
she kept it in escrow,
and everything that Mary said,
the Feds were sure to know.
Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely.
You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.-- Mary Pickford
A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flaming.-- Henry Spencer
"No man chooses evil because it is evil;
he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks."-- Mary Wollstonecraft
Happiness is a warm puppy, stir-fried with scallions and red pepper.-- Ry Schwark
"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."-- Harry S. Truman
I plead contemporary insanity.
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.-- Harry S. Truman
The course of true love never did run smooth.-- Shakespeare
Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!
"Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals."-- Henry Spencer
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.-- Timothy Leary
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.
We ignore truths for temporary happiness