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NASA doesn't have any live weapons; we can only drop management paperwork on those who peeve us--but with a B-52 we can drop a lot of it!
-- Mary Shafer

Headline: Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
-- Mary Little

Every silver lining has a cloud.

Mary had a crypto key,
 she kept it in escrow,
and everything that Mary said,
 the Feds were sure to know.

Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely.

You may have a fresh start any moment you choose, for this thing we call failure is not the falling down, but the staying down.
-- Mary Pickford

A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flaming.
-- Henry Spencer

"No man chooses evil because it is evil;
he only mistakes it for happiness, the good he seeks."

-- Mary Wollstonecraft

Happiness is a warm puppy, stir-fried with scallions and red pepper.
-- Ry Schwark

"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."
-- Harry S. Truman

I plead contemporary insanity.

It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry S. Truman

"You can only fuck your way to the middle."
-- Sharon Stone

The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- Shakespeare

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!

"Programming graphics in X is like finding the square root of PI using Roman numerals."
-- Henry Spencer

Live like a plot twist
-- Shane Koyczan (Remember How We Forgot)

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
-- Timothy Leary

May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.

Fight for the right to pretend to work.
(graffiti, in Marylebone)

We ignore truths for temporary happiness