Quotes

11 hits

'Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.'
-- Lord Kelvin (President, Royal Society, 1895)

"Cream rises to the top. So does fat."
-- Kelvin Throop III

If people behaved like governments, you'd call the cops.
-- Kelvin Throop

"For every vision there is an equal and opposite revision."
-- Kelvin Throop III

Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?
-- Kelvin Throop III

Friendship is Love without its wings. (l'Amiti� est l'amour sans ailes.)
-- Lord Byron

Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so.
-- Lord Chesterfield

Being called a poetess brings out the terroristress in me.
-- Audre Lorde

"A day can really slip by when you're deliberately avoiding what you're supposed to do."
-- Calvin (Calvin & Hobbes)

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
-- Calvin and Hobbes

You can be a professional without being constipated about it.
-- David Keyser