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Be wiser than other people if you can, but do not tell them so.
-- Lord Chesterfield
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
-- G. K. Chesterton
"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."
-- G. K. Chesterton
"The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese."
-- G. K. Chesterton
It is the test of a good religion whether you can joke about it.
-- Gilbert K. Chesterton
Most Gracious Queen we thee implore,
To go away and sin no more,
But if that effort be too great,
To go away at any rate.
-- Lord Colchester
"Dogma does not mean the absence of thought, but the end of thought."
-- Gilbert Keith Chesterton
"The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little."
-- Porterfield
Life is a trap for logicians; it looks just a little more mathematical and regular than it is. Its exactitude is obvious, but its inexactitude is hidden; its wildness lies in wait.
-- G.K Chesterton
My psychiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opinion." He said "Alright; you're ugly too."
-- Rodney Dangerfield