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To be patriotic, hate all nations but your own; to be religious, all sects but your own; to be moral, all pretenses but your own.
-- Lionel Strachey

Imagine a stegosaurus wearing rocket powered roller skates, and you'll get a fair idea of its elegance, stability and ease of crash recovery.
-- Lionel Lauer

"I think your cats need tuning - according to a couple of quick measurements on a recently calibrated reference cat, the dominant frequency of a correctly adjusted cat should be 12Hz +/-20%."
-- Lionel Lauer (a.s.r)

"Words sound stupid--look into my eyes."
-- Michael Stipe

"Almost any animal is capable learning a stimulus/response association, given enough repitition."
"Experimental observation suggests that this isn't true if double-clicking is involved."

-- Lionel and Malcom Ray (scary devil monastery)