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I do not think that any civilization can be called complete until it has progressed from sophistication to unsophistication, and made a conscious return to simplicity of thinking and living.-- Lin Yutang
Every silver lining has a cloud.
Answer the phone naked. Callers will hear it in your voice.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.-- Lily Tomlin
May a Misguided Platypus lay its Eggs in your Jockey Shorts.
Things written above an urinal: 'The future is in your hands!'
"Bad law is more likely to be supplemented than repealed."-- Dalin B. Oaks
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?-- Lily Tomlin
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.-- Lily Tomlin
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.-- Lily Tomlin
Headline: Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Tact is the ability to describe others as they see themselves.-- Abraham Lincoln
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.-- Lily Tomlin
I have no problem dealing with reality, but as a lifestyle I find it too confining.-- Lily Tomlin
It is a good thing to in your mind be able to seperate the artist from the art.
"No one has ever loved anyone the way everyone wants to be loved."-- Mignon McLaughlin
Experience allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.-- Franklin P. Jones
It's better to be silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.-- Abraham Lincoln
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.-- Sara-Jane Linton
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.-- Lily Tomlin
"Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after."-- Anne Lindbergh
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwile."-- Franklin P. Jones
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."-- Ben Franklin