Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.-- Lily Tomlin
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?-- Lily Tomlin
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.-- Lily Tomlin
I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else.-- Lily Tomlin
I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.-- Lily Tomlin
I have no problem dealing with reality, but as a lifestyle I find it too confining.-- Lily Tomlin
There's so much plastic in this culture that vinyl leopard skin is becoming an endangered synthetic.-- Lily Tomlin