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He was just... well, like a lot of madmen. Somewhat accurate view of the problem, really insane view of the solution.
(Kid Radd)
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
-- David Russell
"I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch."
-- Gilda Radner
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
The only good strategy is one that no one else understands.
-- Tracy Kidder
Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.
In art, as in no other form of endeavor, there is meaning apart from success.
-- Joseph Conrad
I believe I found the missing link between animal and civilized man. It is us.
-- Konrad Lorenz
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men."
-- Joseph Conrad
"Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder."
-- Dr. Laurence Peter and Raymond Hull
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.
-- Groucho Marx
The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- Shakespeare
What's wrong with being drunk in bed? Being drunk on the floor of the garage, I can understand someone objecting to. But drunk in bed?
-- Brad DeLong
(Holding up a picture of a circle) You know, for kids!
(The Hudsucker Proxy)
"A conservative is someone who admires radicals a century after they're dead."
"A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any other invention in human history, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila."
-- Mitch Radcliffe
"I would rather believe that God did not exist than believe that He was indifferent."
-- George Sand
"Always be a 1st-rate version of yourself instead of a 2nd rate version of someone else."
-- Judy Garland
"Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy."
-- Robert Anthony
Talk to your kids about sex. Tell them just how absolutely incredible it really is.
(The Covert Comic)
The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think.
(Ladies' Home Journal)
"This site is intended for people over 18, but only because kids shoot each other if they hear the word 'fuck'."
"I don't know what caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in"
-- Dave (News Radio)
Children need encouragement. So if a kid gets an answer right tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling.
-- Jack Handey