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'The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense.-- Keith Sullivan
I've just spent a significant portion of my day reading an ethernet terminal server manual, and was vaguely amused to see that they have a feature called Camp-on (allows you to wait on a port until it's no longer being used.) However it got more amusing when I read the configuration example:
strip-record: raw direct_camp_on=always 1-3,8@132.245.6.32/6300
I've seen some drag acts like that...-- Keith Duddy
I think that Vulcan is a geekocracy where the people who know the most about sci-fi get to rule.-- <br />
Keith Irwin
Argue not with Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with cheese.
"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."
Honk if you've slept with Riker.
Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.
Accordion, n: A bagpipe with pleats.
Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.
Cat, n: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.
Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.-- Liz Smith
"We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink."-- Patti Smith
...people with a moebius strip of a mind...
"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."
"If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."-- Edith Wharton
If you aren't fired with enthusiasm, you will be fired with enthusiasm.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."-- Nietzsche
Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.-- Gene Smith
"Me, getting smart with you? How would you know?"
"Either what you've said is so vague that it's meaningless or I disagree with you completely."-- Tom Maddox
"Men are like pumpkins. It seems like all the good ones are either taken or they've had everything scraped out of their heads with a spoon."
A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn.
There are two ways spreading the light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.-- Edith Wharton
And the pickles frolicked with the waffles, joyously.
I wouldn't touch the Metric System with a 3.048m pole.
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."-- Alexander Smith
A man with one watch knows what time it is; a man with two watches is never quite sure.
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".-- H. Allen Smith
Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet.
Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.-- Adam Smith
The problem with reality is the lack of background music.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
"A child prodigy is one with highly imaginative parents."
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
Dead men tell no tales, but then, neither do mimes.-- Wade Kwon
I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!-- Gene Smith
Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
All New: The software is not compatible with any previous version.
IF YOU CAN'T FIX IT WITH A HAMMER, YOU'VE GOT AN ELECTRICAL PROBLEM
Only an artist knows what he meant to say with his work, and sometimes you'll need to deal with it.
The older I get, the more I think you ever learn is either further subtleties, or further distractions.
Never wrestle with a pig. You'll both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
Thinking: The talking of the soul with itself.-- Plato