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Midnight. Sober and fully dressed. This sucks.
-- Kevin T. Keith

I've just spent a significant portion of my day reading an ethernet terminal server manual, and was vaguely amused to see that they have a feature called Camp-on (allows you to wait on a port until it's no longer being used.) However it got more amusing when I read the configuration example:
strip-record: raw direct_camp_on=always 1-3,8@132.245.6.32/6300
I've seen some drag acts like that...

-- Keith Duddy

'The whole world loves a lover' is an interesting theory, but a very bad legal defense.
-- Keith Sullivan

"Dogma does not mean the absence of thought, but the end of thought."
-- Gilbert Keith Chesterton

I think that Vulcan is a geekocracy where the people who know the most about sci-fi get to rule.
-- <br /> Keith Irwin

Argue not with Dragons, for thou art crunchy and go well with cheese.

"Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and bragged about forever."

"A casual stroll through the lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything."
-- Nietzsche

Honk if you've slept with Riker.

"Wipe Info uses hexadecimal values to wipe files. This provides more security than wiping with decimal values."
(Norton SystemWorks 2002 Manual)

Terror: A female Klingon with PMS.

Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.
-- Liz Smith

"We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink."
-- Patti Smith

Accordion, n: A bagpipe with pleats.

Breakfast is the most important meal of the afternoon.
-- Amelia T. Smith

Darth Vader sleeps with a Teddywookie.

"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."

"If we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time."
-- Edith Wharton

Cat, n: Lapwarmer with built-in buzzer.