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"The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs."-- Joseph Weizenbaum
Vegetarians are people who cannot hear tomatos screaming.-- Joseph Campbell
In art, as in no other form of endeavor, there is meaning apart from success.-- Joseph Conrad
"Being a woman is a terribly difficult trade since it consists principally of dealing with men."-- Joseph Conrad
The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.-- Andy Tanenbaum
I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely.-- Josephine Baker
"I support comp.lang.awk for a few reasons: [...] It is very satisfying to be able to disagree with Tim Pierce."-- Janet Rosenbaum
The UNIX system has a command, 'nice', which allows a user to voluntarily reduce the priority of his process, in order to be nice to other users. Nobody ever uses it.-- Andy Tanenbaum