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PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.
-- Jon Ribbens
He's come up with half of the algorithms used in the 20th century, but wouldn't actually recognize an actual computer if you dropped it on him.
-- Jason Riek (about Dana Scott)
Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)
"Solutions are not the answer."
-- Richard Nixon
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir.'
-- Joan Rivers
I have a firm grip on reality. Now I can strangle it.
May you live every day of your life.
-- Jonathan Swift
'Impossible' tends to be an opinion rather than a fact.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones
"I was not lying. I said things that later on seemed to be untrue."
-- Richard Nixon
Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
-- Jonathan Larson
Persuasion rules, OK? - just this once?
(graffiti in Brighton)
"What are our schools for if not indoctrination against Communism?"
-- Richard Nixon
"Television is to news as bumperstickers are to philosophy."
-- Richard M. Nixon
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
-- Erica Jong