Quotes

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I revel some but not nearly enough to get up on stage. In fact, the amount of drunken revelry required to get me on stage in a karaoke bar would probably also send me into a coma.
-- Joe Lavin

The law should make men free. The problem is making the law free.

Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky

I am Dyslexic of Borg. Your ass will be laminated.

Adventure: The land between entertainment and panic.

Boss - Late when you're early, early when you're late.

The problem with reality is the lack of background music.

Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud. After a while, you realise the pig is enjoying it.
-- Jamie Lawrence

After ecstasy, The laundry.
-- Zen Saying

C++, the language in which only friends can access your private members.

"Almost all our faults are more pardonable than the methods we resort to to hide them."
-- Francois de La Rochefoucald

'Truth' never set anyone free. It is only doubt which will bring mental emancipation.
-- Anton LaVey

"To live outside the law you must be honest."
-- Bob Dylan

Never run from anything immortal. It only attracts their attention.
(The Last Unicorn)

Analogy is even slipperier than logic.
-- Jubal (Stranger In A Strange Land)

There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
-- Mary Little

Old people like to give good advice, as solace for no longer being able to provide bad examples.
-- Francois Duc de La Rochefoucauld ("Maxims" 1665)