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I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir.'
-- Joan Rivers

"I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about it?"
-- Joan Baez

"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."
-- Mark Twain

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."
-- Joan Crawford

Did IQs just drop sharply while I was away?
-- Ellen Ripley (Aliens)

Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
-- Leonard Brandwein