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"I've never had a humble opinion. If you've got an opinion, why be humble about it?"-- Joan Baez
I have so little sex appeal that my gynecologist calls me 'sir.'-- Joan Rivers
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."-- Joan Crawford
Most of us ask for advice when we know the answer but we want a different one.-- Ivern Ball
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
Did you ever notice that 'love' spelled backwards is 'evil'? Well, not exactly, but it's still pretty scary.-- Ben Bass
Great Lover, n: A man who can breathe through his ears.