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Cops and reporters are much alike. Both are absolutely dedicated to doing the job at hand, regardless of obstacles. And both, deep down, really believe the rules don't apply to them.
-- Jim Barlow (Houston Chronicle)

"I thought it was awfully messy."
-- Jean Harlow (describing her initial take on sex)

"It's all cheese anyway."
-- Barnes and Barnes

Sex is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.
-- Jim Rosenberg

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Especially Bob Dylan.
-- Jim Rosenberg

"...only drugs make you feel as good as people in TV ads appear to be."
-- Hakim Bey

You have to understand art all by yourself. It's not like television, where you look at it and it explains to you what you are looking at.
-- Jim Halat

We are the people our parents warned us about.
-- Jimmy Buffett

"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
-- Dave Barry

When I hear someone say they give '110%' to whatever they're doing, it makes me feel good inside, because I know I'm not as big a moron as that person is.
-- Jim Rosenberg

"She's a Grade A, Class One, Turbo-driven Fruitcake."
-- Barbara Ellen (on Tori Amos)

Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Glossofacilia: A tendency to use very large words to explain very small phenomena. Glossofacilia drives to complexify rather than simplify and is the natural instinct of reactionaries to an age of change.
-- Jim Taylor

"Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work."
-- Clive Barker

The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated -- and a little drunk.
-- Alben W. Barkley

"A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away."
-- Barry Goldwater