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Cops and reporters are much alike. Both are absolutely dedicated to doing the job at hand, regardless of obstacles. And both, deep down, really believe the rules don't apply to them.-- Jim Barlow (Houston Chronicle)
I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Especially Bob Dylan.-- Jim Rosenberg
"...only drugs make you feel as good as people in TV ads appear to be."-- Hakim Bey
You have to understand art all by yourself. It's not like television, where you look at it and it explains to you what you are looking at.-- Jim Halat
"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."-- Dave Barry
When I hear someone say they give '110%' to whatever they're doing, it makes me feel good inside, because I know I'm not as big a moron as that person is.-- Jim Rosenberg
Two guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.
Glossofacilia: A tendency to use very large words to explain very small phenomena. Glossofacilia drives to complexify rather than simplify and is the natural instinct of reactionaries to an age of change.-- Jim Taylor
"Be regular and orderly in your life, that you may be violent and original in your work."-- Clive Barker
The best audience is one that is intelligent, well-educated -- and a little drunk.-- Alben W. Barkley
"A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away."-- Barry Goldwater