Quotes

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"I read somewhere that 77% of all the mentally ill live in poverty. Actually, I'm more intrigued by the 23% who are apparently doing quite well for themselves."
-- Jerry Garcia

"I understand your question and the answer is 'You're thinking too hard.'"
-- Jose Garcia

"I'm a nymphomaniac of the heart."
-- Gabriel Garcia Marquez

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, 'I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked.'"
-- Jerry Seinfeld

"Always be a 1st-rate version of yourself instead of a 2nd rate version of someone else."
-- Judy Garland

Baby orang-otans look like surprised coconuts.
-- Terry Pratchett

"I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress."
-- Jane Siberry

"A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away."
-- Barry Goldwater

If you're not part of the freaks, you're part of the boredom.
-- Perry Farrell

"And then the world went mad. All right, madder."
-- Terry Pratchett (Pyramids)

"Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind."
-- Terry Pratchett

Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant "idiot".
-- Terry Pratchett ("The Colour of Magic")

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
-- Terry Pratchett (Hogfather)

"In the Beginning there was nothing, which exploded."
-- Terry Pratchett (Lords and Ladies)

"You can best serve civilization by being against what usually passes for it."
-- Wendell Berry

Sometimes it's better to light a flamethrower than curse the darkness.
-- Terry Pratchett