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"If you risk nothing, then you risk everything."
-- Geena Davis
Um, anyway, what Java is really like is C++ that was neutered in an attempt to reduce its tendency to hump random objects, then took to huffing paint to escape its despair, and eventually did itself in but got raised from the dead.
-- Jed Davis
People look ridiculous when they're in ecstasy.
-- David Byrne
"Intellectual brilliance is no guarentee against being dead wrong."
-- David Fasold
Life is just a chance to grow a soul.
-- A. Powell Davies
Back of tranquility lies conquered unhappiness.
-- David Grayson
You can be a professional without being constipated about it.
-- David Keyser
Education's purpose is to replace an open mind with a full one.
-- David Nestor
Don't lick something unless you really mean it.
-- Naked Dancing LLama (www.frolic.org)
The eye sees only what the mind is prepared to comprehend.
-- Robertson Davies
Is it red or white wine with Tokyo?
-- David Adler as Godzilla
Even if complaints about man-bashing in this film were 99% true, it still wouldn't make up for the years of portraying women as bimbos in movies.
-- Geena Davis (about "Themla & Louise")
"If misery loves company, misery has company enough."
-- Henry David Thoreau
"The hardest thing to learn in life is which bridge to cross and which to burn."
-- David Russell
"Singing is a trick to get people to listen to music for longer than they would ordinarily."
-- David Byrne
True friendship comes when silence between two people is comfortable.
-- David Tyson Gentry
"I don't think you can be a true man until you've humiliated yourself before a woman."
-- David Duchovny
I pledge allegiance to the beer and kink
-- David Tennant (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqqa3v4vW6w&t=302)
"Read the best books first, or you may not have a chance to read them all."
-- Henry David Thoreau
Recession: your friend loses his job. Depression: you lose your job. Recovery: Bush loses his job.
-- Bill Davidsen
What do you mean, "If a woodchuck could chuck wood"? What's the point in calling it a "woodchuck" if it can't ?
-- David Gunter
People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-- David H. Comins
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation and go to the grave with the song still in them.
-- Henry David Thoreau
The world is full of people whose notion of a satisfactory future is, in fact, a return to the idealized past.
-- Robertson Davies ("A Voice from the Attic," 1960)
If you have built castles in the air, your work need not be lost; that is where they should be. Now put the foundations under them.
-- Henry David Thoreau
The disarmament of fear, in ourselves and those that oppose, propels us. Every step forward brings the possibility of backlash. But forward we go.
-- David G. Welton
Guys are easy. Trust me, I am one.
-- Davy Benzino
The direct use of physical force is so poor a solution to the problem of limited resources that it is commonly employed only by small children and great nations.
-- David Friedman
A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.
QoS means I don't have enough bandwidth, but if you pay me extra money I'll drop someone else's packets instead of yours.
-- Dave Rand
"Good old days: Beer foamed and drinking water didn't."
"There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'."
-- Dave Barry
Remember: Silly is a state of Mind, Stupid is a way of Life.
-- Dave Butler
"Our country was founded on a distrust of government. Our founding fathers gave power to the people to keep an eye on government. So when politicians say "Trust me" they're actually being very unamerican."
-- David Duchovny (X Files)
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
Nana is now 99, in a nursing home, healthy, and still as sharp as a tack (not the best situation when you're surrounded by the demented, but she makes do).
-- Steve Dyer
Ah, then she'd have no problem relating to Usenet...
-- David Preston
Sexuality does not "turn on" at puberty and "turn off" at menopause. It is not a thing external, no matter how hard our culture teaches us to push it away. It is every bit as integral and fundamental the day you're born as it is the day you die.
-- David Casti
"How many of you ever started dating somene because you were too lazy to commit suicide?"
-- Judy Tenuta
I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets.
-- Dave Edison
"I don't know what caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in"
-- Dave (News Radio)
"They were just sucked into space"
"Blown, sir"
"Sorry, Data"
"Common mistake, sir"
-- Riker and Data (Star Trek, The Naked Now)
Seminars, n.: From `semi' and `arse', hence, any half-assed discussion.
A age is called dark not because the light fails to shine, but because people refuse to see it.
-- James Michener ("Space")
Unfortunately, as Usenet gets out to the masses it will become diluted.
-- Nelson Minar
*Again*!?!?
-- David Preston
To in good days say "look what i've reached"
and on bad days say "why was this done to me"
..is mighty disproportionate.
"Jacob Sullum has produced a thoughtful, sane, and logical analysis of our drug laws. Is that even legal?"
-- Dave Barry
Say what you like about me, but sometimes I wish that I were really rich and didn't have to work. And also handsome.
-- Dave George