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"I thought it was awfully messy."
-- Jean Harlow (describing her initial take on sex)

The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison

I drink to make other people interesting.
-- George Jean Nathan

"Science has made gods of us before we were even worthy of being men."
-- Jean Rostand

"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."
-- Harry S. Truman

"Patriotism is an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles."
-- George Jean Nathan

The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
-- Jean Kerr