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"I thought it was awfully messy."
-- Jean Harlow (describing her initial take on sex)
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
-- Harlan Ellison
I drink to make other people interesting.
-- George Jean Nathan
"Science has made gods of us before we were even worthy of being men."
-- Jean Rostand
"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."
-- Harry S. Truman
They say it's never too late to learn to play the piano, but at 2 am, I really wish my roommate would quit and go to bed.
-- Nathan Hansar
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.
-- Jean Kerr
"Patriotism is an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles."
-- George Jean Nathan
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry S. Truman
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.

-- George Jean Nathan
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
-- Jean Kerr