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Maybe that explains Perl: Larry Wall let a kitten have its way with the bash, sed, and expr doc, then implemented the result.
-- Jay Maynard
Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow they may cancel your VISA.
"Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell."
Be good to your friends, or they may develop psychokinetic powers and destroy Tokyo.
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
Beware of programmers who carry screwdrivers.
-- Leonard Brandwein
"All great truths begin as blasphemies."
-- George Bernard Shaw
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard
"As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense."
-- Jonathan Swift
The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump.
I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.
-- George Bernard Shaw
"It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid."
-- George Bernard Shaw
I think it's adorable that our fans call me Shirl. It's preferrable to asshole.
-- Shirley Manson
"I may be crazy.

But I can fly."