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I have a spelling checker,
It came with my PC;
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I cannot sea.
I've run this poem threw it
I'm sure your pleased too no
Its letter perfect in it's weigh
My checker tolled me sew.-- Janet Minor (`Spellbound')
"I support comp.lang.awk for a few reasons: [...] It is very satisfying to be able to disagree with Tim Pierce."-- Janet Rosenbaum
"The country has charms only for those not obliged to stay there."-- Edouard Manet
How much work could a network work if a network could net work?
"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."-- Jane Wagner
Most religions do not make men better, only warier.-- Elias Canetti
"I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress."-- Jane Siberry
I get my kicks above the .sigline, Sunshine
He who knows only his own side of the case knows little of that.-- John Stuart Mill
Blow your mind - smoke dynamite.
I was wise enough to never grow up while fooling most people into believing I had.-- Margaret Mead
A genius is just a crazy person with an audience-- Tim Minchin
I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.-- Sara-Jane Linton
Landing: a controlled mid-air collision with a planet.
"If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way."-- Jane Wagner
I don't know much about morality but I know what I shouldn't like.-- Tim Minchin
...people with a moebius strip of a mind...
Man has always sacrificed truth to his vanity, comfort and advantage. He lives by make-believe.-- W. Somerset Maugham
I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.
Headline: Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.-- Dr. Seuss
"I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time, 'cause when you're standing oh so near, I kinda lose my mind."-- The Cars
The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
Imagination grows by exercise, and contrary to common belief, is more powerful in the mature than in the young.-- W. Somerset Maugham
PHP is a minor evil perpetrated and created by incompetent amateurs, whereas Perl is a great and insidious evil, perpetrated by skilled but perverted professionals.-- Jon Ribbens
"Those who danced were thought to be quite insane by those who could not hear the music."-- Angela Monet
Don't seek happiness. Happiness is like an orgasm. If you think about it too much it goes away.-- Tim Minchin
There are lots of things I'd like to be someday, but "normal" is definitely not one of them.-- Nelson Minar
If I'm not back in five minutes, wait longer. (Ace Ventura)
"When men are pure, laws are useless; when men are corrupt, laws are broken."-- Benjamin Disraeli
Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end.
It is dangerous to let the public behind the scenes. They are easily disillusioned and then they are angry with you, for it was the illusion they loved.-- W. Somerset Maugham
There has been opposition to every innovation in the history of man, with the possible exception of the sword.-- Benjamin Dana
Unfortunately, as Usenet gets out to the masses it will become diluted.
-- Nelson Minar
*Again*!?!?
-- David Preston
"The learned fool writes his nonsense in better language than the unlearned, but still 'tis nonsense."-- Benjamin Franklin
I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.-- Mark Twain
Theology is never any help; it is searching in a dark cellar at midnight for a black cat that isn't there.
Some people have a way about them that seems to say: 'If I have only one life to live, let me live it as a jerk.'