5 hits
"Reality is the leading cause of stress for those in touch with it."-- Jack Wagner
"What's reality anyway? Nothing but a collective hunch."-- Jane Wagner
"If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way."-- Jane Wagner
Enjoy yourself. If you can't enjoy yourself, enjoy somebody else.-- Jack Schaefer
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava let 'em go because, man, they're gone.-- Jack Handey