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Giving help doesn't mean dashing in and doing what seems like a good idea to you. It means doing what the other person wants. If what the person wants is for you leave them alone, it means doing that.-- John Fisher
Serving drinks on aircraft causes turbulence.
If you insist that you know what's right for a person, you are precious close to saying that their feelings aren't real, just because you don't understand them. The next stop after sentimentality is cruelty.-- John Fisher
The cost of living is going up, and the chance of living is going down.
Accountant - someone who can put two and two together and make a living from it.
Headline: Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.-- Paul Biron
I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck.-- Rob Pike (on X)
"If Today Was a Fish, I'd Throw It Back In." (Song Title)
A man without God is like a fish without a skateboard.
"Virtual" means never knowing where your next byte is coming from.