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"Misquotation is, in fact, the pride and privilege of the learned. A widely-read man never quotes accurately for the rather obvious reason that he has read too widely."-- Hesketh Pearson
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."-- Doug Larson
A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.-- Doug Larson