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The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".-- H. Allen Smith
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.-- Woody Allen
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.-- Woody Allen
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-- Fred Allen
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.-- Woody Allen
"I became insane, with long instances of horrible sanity."-- Edgar Allen Poe
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.-- Fred Allen
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.-- Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.-- Woody Allen
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."-- Woody Allen
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."-- Edgar Allen Poe
Begin somewhere; you cannot build a reputation on what you intend to do.-- Liz Smith
"We need a new cosmology. New Gods. New Sacraments. Another drink."-- Patti Smith
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?-- Woody Allen ("Without Feathers")
Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.-- Gene Smith
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.-- Woody Allen
"Man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road."-- Alexander Smith
Virtue is more to be feared than vice, because its excesses are not subject to the regulation of conscience.-- Adam Smith
I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!-- Gene Smith