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The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".
-- H. Allen Smith

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.
-- H. Allen Smith ("Let the Crabgrass Grow")

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
-- Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
-- Woody Allen

"I became insane, with long instances of horrible sanity."
-- Edgar Allen Poe

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
-- Fred Allen