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"Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy."-- Groucho Marx
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.-- Groucho Marx
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.-- Groucho Marx
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception.-- Groucho Marx
Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?-- Groucho Marx
"I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members."-- Groucho Marx
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."-- Groucho Marx
In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people.-- Groucho Marx
Privacy and security are those things you give up when you show the world what makes you extraordinary.-- Margaret Cho