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The chief product of an automated society is a widespread and deepening sense of boredom.
-- Cyril Parkinson

I think I'll go someplace where I can find intelligent conversation....
-- Alan Williams
Stop teasing like this! We know you love the attention you get here! Fess up -- you're a soc.motss abuse bottom and you know it!

-- Greg Parkinson

Men are like parking spaces: the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

Natural vs. unnatural is a pretty worthless distinction.
-- Greg Parkinson
Only to someone such as yourself, with a deliberate disability to perceive the difference.
-- Bob Sarver
But easy for someone like you, who can manufacture the difference on the spot.

-- Mike Batchelor

It's a mistake to underestimate the human capacity for self-delusion.
-- Robert Park

"Faith" is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see --
But microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency.

-- Emily Dickinson

Hell's afloat in lovers' tears.
-- Dorothy Parker

Brevity is the soul of lingerie.
-- Dorothy Parker

You can't teach an old dogma new tricks.
-- Dorothy Parker

Politics: Poly (many) - tics (blood sucking parasites)

The only ism Hollywood believes in is plagiarism.
-- Dorothy Parker

His voice was as intimate as the rustle of sheets.
-- Dorothy Parker

"Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa."
-- Dorothy Parker

"You can lead a horticulture but you can't make her think."
-- Dorothy Parker

The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
-- Dorothy Parker

"Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words."
-- Dorothy Parker