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Natural selection won't matter soon, not anywhere as much as conscious selection. We will civilize and alter ourselves to suit our ideas of what we can be. Within one more human lifespan, we will have changed ourselves unrecognizably.-- Greg Bear
Schizophrenia beats being alone.
"In all our searching, the only thing we found that makes the emptiness bearable, is each other" (Contact)
If all the world's a stage, I want to operate the trap door.-- Paul Beatty
The human language is like a cracked kettle on which we beat out a tune for a dancing bear, when we hope with our music to move the stars.-- Gustave Flaubert
I think I'll go someplace where I can find intelligent conversation....
-- Alan Williams
Stop teasing like this! We know you love the attention you get here! Fess up -- you're a soc.motss abuse bottom and you know it!-- Greg Parkinson
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Reality can be beaten with enough imagination.
Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.-- The Register
2, 3, 3, 37 - the prime factorization of the beast.
Music soothes the savage beast. ...unless it's polka.
Notice in a hotel lobby in Bucharest:
"The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable."
Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.
A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money, as well as afterward.
"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."
Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.
Stand and fight, you misbegotten spawn of the perverse breeding between a pixie and a squirrel!
X-Chromosome: A genetic double-cross that empowers women with the ability to bear children and reserves for men the right to be color-blind hemophiliacs. (Cynic's Dictionary)
Old age and treachery will beat youth and skill every time. (A coffee cup)
Classic art was the art of necessity: modern romantic art bears the stamp of caprice and chance.-- Ralph Waldo Emerson
On the sexes:
Brains times Beauty times Availability = Constant.
"How else am I to get you to treat me like a man of weight and substance unless I act as morally perturbed and angst-ridden as everyone else in this room?"-- Beast (X-Men comic)
"I like to go to the beach and bury metal objects that say 'get a life' on them"
Please do not duck the next time the clue-by-four swings your way.-- Ben Browning
The weirder you are, the better you have to be if you still want to get paid.-- Ben Aveling
Morality is doing what's right regardless of what you're told.
Obedience is doing what you're told regardless of what is right.
"I have to find a way of saying the truth without saying it; that is exactly what is literature, after all: clever lies which only secretly say the truth."-- Simone de Beauvoir
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.