"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."-- George Burns
"Retirement at sixtyfive is ridiculous. When I was sixtyfive I still had pimples."-- George Burns
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.-- George Wald
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.-- George Burns
Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.-- Molly Ivins
"Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student."-- George Iles
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.-- George Bernard Shaw
Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.-- George Santayana
Young men think old men are fools; but old men know young men are fools.-- George Chapman
"The savage bows down to idols of wood and stone: the civilized man to idols of flesh and blood."-- George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.-- George Bernard Shaw
He believes in the fine arts with all the earnestness of a man who does not understand them.-- George Bernard Shaw
The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.-- George Bernard Shaw
"I would rather believe that God did not exist than believe that He was indifferent."-- George Sand
When a stupid man is doing something he is ashamed of, he always declares that it is his duty.-- George Bernard Shaw
"There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it."-- George Bernard Shaw
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.-- George Bernard Shaw
"Patriotism is an arbitrary veneration of real estate above principles."-- George Jean Nathan
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."-- George W. Bush
Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.-- George Santayana
"On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good and not quite all the time."-- George Orwell
"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."-- George Bernard Shaw
No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says; he is always convinced that it says what he means.-- George Bernard Shaw
We have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth without producing it.-- George Bernard Shaw
"The fickleness of the women whom I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of the women who love me."-- George Bernard Shaw
"To call war the soil of courage and virtue is like calling debauchery the soil of love."-- George Santayana
Great art is as irrational as great music. It is mad with its own loveliness.
-- George Jean Nathan
The secret of being miserable is to have leisure to bother about whether you are happy or not. The cure for it is occupation.-- George Bernard Shaw
Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards.-- George Orwell
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry.
Hence University education.-- George Bernard Shaw