"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."-- George Burns
"Retirement at sixtyfive is ridiculous. When I was sixtyfive I still had pimples."-- George Burns
First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.-- George Burns
A physicist is an atom's way of knowing about atoms.-- George Wald
"Whoever ceases to be a student has never been a student."-- George Iles
Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.-- George Bernard Shaw
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it.-- George Bernard Shaw
He believes in the fine arts with all the earnestness of a man who does not understand them.-- George Bernard Shaw