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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea--massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least expect it.
-- Gene Spatford
Remember, to be forewarned is to be forearmed, and to be forearmed is to be half octopus.
-- Gene Smith
"You have all eternity to be cautious in when you're dead."
-- Lois Platford
Critics think that things should be done in good taste. Most people think that things should just taste good.
-- Gene Simmons
I always used to wonder why the pope wore drag.
-- Tom Farrell
Who cares, as long as he looks faaabulous?!
-- Gene Smith