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At a silly valley place I just visited [..] they have a parrot that 'rings'. It'll 'ring' a couple times, presumably because it enjoys the power of being able to make everyone in the room do the Macarena, and then it will answer itself. "Hello!"
-- Gary S. Callison (a.s.r.)
The two most common elements in the Universe are hydrogen and stupidity.-- Harlan Ellison
"Truman's Law - If you can't convince them, confuse them."-- Harry S. Truman
It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.-- Harry S. Truman
Answer the phone naked. Callers will hear it in your voice.
Know thyself. If you need help, call the C.I.A.
Calling George Bush shallow is like calling a dwarf short.-- Molly Ivins
"All the president is, is a glorified public relations man who spends his time flattering, kissing, and kicking people to get them to do what they are supposed to do anyway."-- Harry S. Truman
"They call him the Sand Spider"
"Why do they call him that?"
"Probably because it sounds scary." (True Lies)
"To call war the soil of courage and virtue is like calling debauchery the soil of love."-- George Santayana
The more sane often call themselves insane to avoid others' judgement.