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"I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better."
-- G. C. Lichtenberg

Sex is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.
-- Jim Rosenberg

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Especially Bob Dylan.
-- Jim Rosenberg

"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them."
-- Werner Karl Heisenberg

"The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy."
-- Louis Kronenberger

When I hear someone say they give '110%' to whatever they're doing, it makes me feel good inside, because I know I'm not as big a moron as that person is.
-- Jim Rosenberg