30 hits
Humor is just another defense against the universe-- Mel Brooks
Einstein argued that there must be simplified explanations of nature, because God is not capricious or arbitrary. No such faith comforts the software engineer.-- Fred Brooks
"Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones."-- Phillips Brooks
Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts.
-- Henry Brooks Adams
"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."-- Fred Adler
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-- Fred Allen
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.-- Alfred Kinsey
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.-- Alfred Adler
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.-- Alfred Adler
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.-- Fred Allen
God, as some cynic has said, is always on the side which has the best football coach.-- Heywood Broun
Jesus was killed by a moral majority.
The truth is not decided by democracy.
"Loved by some, accepted by others and misunderstood by most."
Donkey: a horse designed by a study team.
For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
There are two ways to slide easily through life; to believe everything or to doubt everything. Both ways save us from thinking.-- Alfred Korzybski
You rarely have time for everything you want in this life, so you have to make choices. And hopefully your choices can come from a deep sense of who you are.-- Fred Rogers
Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.-- Alfred Hitchcock
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.
Reality is an illusion created by alcohol deficiency.
Virtue does not always demand a heavy sacrifice -- only the willingness to make it when necessary.-- Frederick Dunn
"Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance."-- Sam Brown
Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.-- Rita Mae Brown
Do not mock a pain that you haven�t endured
Please do not duck the next time the clue-by-four swings your way.-- Ben Browning