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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.-- Fred Allen
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.-- Fred Allen
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.-- Woody Allen
"It's easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them."-- Fred Adler
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.-- Woody Allen
It is easier to fight for one's principles than to live up to them.-- Alfred Adler
The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions.-- Alfred Adler
"I became insane, with long instances of horrible sanity."-- Edgar Allen Poe
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.-- Woody Allen
His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.-- Woody Allen
Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.-- Woody Allen
The human animal differs from the lesser primates in his passion for lists of "Ten Best".-- H. Allen Smith
"Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions."-- Woody Allen
"Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."-- Edgar Allen Poe
What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream? Or what's worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists?-- Woody Allen ("Without Feathers")
The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.-- Alfred Kinsey
It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.-- Woody Allen
I love you, you love me,
With a little fricassee
And some mustard and ketchup smeared all over you,
Can't I have you for lunch too?