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A great way for to lose weight is to eat naked in front of a mirror. Restaurants will almost always throw you out before you can eat too much.-- Frank Varano
"Politics is the entertainment branch of industry."-- Frank Zappa
"The people I distrust most are those who want to improve our lives but have only one course of action."-- Frank Herbert
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his client to plant vines-- Frank Lloyd Wright
One of my favorite philosophical tenets is that people will agree with you only if they already agree with you. You do not change people's minds.-- Frank Zappa
Experience allows you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.-- Franklin P. Jones
"Love doesn't make the world go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwile."-- Franklin P. Jones
"The Constitution only gives people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself."-- Ben Franklin
Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.-- Franklin P. Jones