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The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It's a good non-specific symptom. I'm a big believer in it. A lot of people will tell you a good phoney fever is a deadlock, but you get a nervous mother, you could wind up in a doctor's office - that's worse than school. You fake a stomach cramp, and when you're bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It's a little childish and stupid, but then so is high school.-- Ferris (Ferris Bueller's Day Off)
Heller's Law: The first myth of management is that it exists.
The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.