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When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realised that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.
-- Emo Phillips

"Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones."
-- Phillips Brooks

Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps.
-- Emo Philips

The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.
-- Eden Phillpots

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is to go insane.
-- Philip K Dick

"Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away".
-- Philip K. Dick