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But more frustrating are the ones who say "I could never / I would never." Let's be honest--you don't know. You don't know if you'll ever win a lottery, you don't know if you'll ever be in the position where you'll have to kill someone, you don't know if you'll ever fall in love with someone, anyone, regardless of gender.
-- Elf Sternberg

Sex is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration.
-- Jim Rosenberg

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Especially Bob Dylan.
-- Jim Rosenberg

"I find imperfection the most interesting thing about a person"
-- Jodi Foster

"It isn't premarital sex if you don't get married."
-- Michael Juster

"There are things that are so serious that you can only joke about them."
-- Werner Karl Heisenberg

Cornflakes are not the innocent critters they seem!
-- Sterling Morrison

Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get you.
-- The Register

"I cannot say whether things will get better if we change; what I can say is they must change if they are to get better."
-- G. C. Lichtenberg

Never send a monster to do the work of an evil genius.

"The trouble with us in America isn't that the poetry of life has turned to prose, but that it has turned to advertising copy."
-- Louis Kronenberger

When I hear someone say they give '110%' to whatever they're doing, it makes me feel good inside, because I know I'm not as big a moron as that person is.
-- Jim Rosenberg

I can't feel anything but gratitude for every single moment of my stupid little life.
-- Lester Burnham (American Beauty)

Given that God is infinite, and given that the Universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted tea cake?
-- Talkie Toaster (Red Dwarf: 'White hole')

Most Gracious Queen we thee implore,
To go away and sin no more,
But if that effort be too great,
To go away at any rate.

-- Lord Colchester

The guests giggled, and floated down to the bottom of the garden to inspect the herbaceous borders, and snatch a quick snog before the crudities.
-- Stephen Foster