A friend is one who knows you and loves you just the same.-- Elbert Hubbard
You can lead a boy to college, but you cannot make him think.-- Elbert Hubbard
Genius may have its limitations, but stupidity is not thus handicapped.-- Elbert Hubbard
Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit.-- Elbert Hubbard
Nobody ever forgets where he buried a hatchet.-- Kin Hubbard
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men.-- Kin Hubbard
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.-- Kin Hubbard
Some people get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.-- Kin Hubbard
A grouch escapes so many little annoyances that it almost pays to be one.-- Kin Hubbard
"Fast, fat computers breed slow, lazy programmers."-- Robert Hummel