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Tell you what. When the vast majority of straight folks in this country learn how to have a private life privately, learn how to "just be themselves without telling it to everybody", why then I'll try to learn from them how to do the same.-- Elaine May
It's strange that men should take up crime when there are so many legal ways to be dishonest.-- Sunshine magazine
If I have seen further than other men, it is by stepping on their glasses.-- Michael Swaine
"The final delusion is the belief that one has lost all delusions."-- Maurice Chapelain
Headline: Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
"Everyone makes mistakes. It is what you do afterwards that counts."
Hanlon's Razor:
Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
Ask not for whom the bell tolls, let the machine get it.
"Let us swear while we may, for in heaven it wont be allowed."-- Mark Twain
"There's a very fine line between a groove and a rut; a fine line between eccentrics and people who are just plain nuts."
A little knowledge may be a dangerous thing, but a little carnal knowledge rules.-- Wade Kwon
Life may seem unfair, but Life never cheats the way people do.-- Stewart Kramer
"If one is lucky, a solitary fantasy can totally transform one million realities."-- Maya Angelou
It is better to waste one's youth, than to do nothing at all with it.-- Courteline
Never ascribe to malice that which is adequately explained by incompetence.-- Napoleon Bonaparte
"To many, total abstinence is easier than perfect moderation."-- St. Augustine
The range of what we think and do is limited by what we fail to notice.-- R. D. Laing
Maybe that explains Perl: Larry Wall let a kitten have its way with the bash, sed, and expr doc, then implemented the result.-- Jay Maynard
We may begin to see reality differently simply because the computer ... provides a different angle on reality.-- Heinz Pagels