"...Yes, the lectures are optional. Graduation is also optional." -- Professor Brian Quinn
A professor is one who talks in someone else's sleep.
The hypothalamus is one of the most important parts of the brain, involved in many kinds of motivation. The hypothalamus controls the "Four F's": 1. fighting; 2. fleeing; 3. feeding; and 4. mating. -- Psychology professor(in neuropsychology intro course)
Lecture, n: Where the notes of the professor become the notes of the student without passing through the mind of either one.