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"I've always wanted to be Brigitte Bardot."
-- Bob Dylan

"To live outside the law you must be honest."
-- Bob Dylan

Do not go gentle into that good night... Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
-- Dylan Thomas

Jesus was killed by a moral majority.

And we all think that we’re very rational and very secular, but we make gods all the time. Everybody went apeshit when Barack Obama got elected. I was delighted. Everybody was thrilled: a sane, rational, intelligent human being in an important office. Great! But his biggest problem is everybody else! Is us! ‘Cause everybody’s in love with him! He stands up there - he’s very convincing and commanding and makes sense - he says: "It’s a difficult time, everyone needs to work together and be realistic about what we need to do..", and all that stuff - and everbody’s looking at him going: "NO! You do it! You’re SUPER JESUS. You’re so handsome when you’re serious. Do you work out?"
-- Dylan Moran

The goodness of morals depends upon what the morals say, not just the fact that they are morals.
-- Rob Bernardo

Necessity is the mother of moral relativism
-- Momo (Questionable Content)

People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.

If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

I don't know much about morality but I know what I shouldn't like.
-- Tim Minchin

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
-- Woody Allen

Eheu, horsum venit vir qui fert locustas!
[Uh-oh, here comes the lobster man!]

('Latin For Even More Occasions')

"Self-improvement is a dangerous form of vanity."
-- Alan Watts

"Art, like morality, consists of drawing the line somewhere."
-- G. K. Chesterton

I've always wanted to be somebody, but I see now I should have been more specific.
-- Lily Tomlin

On an occasion of this kind it becomes more than a moral duty to speak one's mind. It becomes a pleasure.
-- Oscar Wilde

I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony. Especially Bob Dylan.
-- Jim Rosenberg

Yakko: It's that time again!
Wakko: To make the Fox censors cry?

-- Animaniacs (The Wheel of Morality)