"You can tell the ideals of a nation by its advertisements."-- Norman Douglas
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.-- Douglas Adams
When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going?-- Douglas Gauck
"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be."-- Douglas Adams
"It is no coincidence that in no known language does the phrase 'as pretty as an airport' exist."-- Douglas Adams