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An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.-- Don Marquis
Life is too short not to be horny on main
"Denial ain't just a river in Egypt."-- Mark Twain
"Be virtuous and you will be eccentric."-- Mark Twain
The past does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.-- Mark Twain
"Familiarity breeds contempt--and children."-- Mark Twain
"Virtue has never been as respectable as money."-- Mark Twain
Climate is what we expect, weather is what we get.-- Mark Twain
"When angry, count four; when very angry, swear."-- Mark Twain
Some women get excited about nothing, and then marry him.