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An idea isn't responsible for the people who believe in it.-- Don Marquis
"There is nobody so irritating as somebody with less intelligence and more sense than we have."-- Don Herold
"We're not talking about the same thing," he said. "For you the world is weird because if you're not bored with it you're at odds with it. For me the world is weird because it is stupendous, awesome, mysterious, unfathomable; my interest has been to convince you that you must accept responsibility for being here, in this marvelous world, in this marvelous desert, in this marvelous time. I wanted to convince you that you must learn to make every act count, since you are going to be here for only a short while, in fact, too short for witnessing all the marvels of it.-- Don Juan
Those who don't know, talk. Those who don't talk, know.
Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.
Whoever said women don't like porn just isn't talking to the right women. Or showing them the right porn.
"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."
I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.
The reward for a job well done is more work.
I am two fools, I know, For loving, and for saying so in whining poetry.-- John Donne
They don't make nostalgia like they used to.
You'll go to Heck if you don't believe in Gosh.
No job is so simple that is can't be done wrong.
Materialism: buying things we don't need with money we don't have to impress people that don't matter.
"The problem with post-modernism is that you like it more if you're innumerate or illiterate; both is best."-- Graydon
"Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it."-- Donald E. Knuth
"That must be wonderful! I don't understand it at all."
Manners are one of the truly lost causes.-- John Simon
The guns and the bombs, the rockets and the warships, are all symbols of human failure.-- Lyndon B Johnson
The Two Rules of Success: 1. Don't tell everything you know.
When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brain.
What part of "AWW C'MON, PLEASE??" don't you understand? (T-Shirt)
Documentation is like sex: when it is good, it is very, very good; and when it is bad, it is better than nothing.-- Dick Brandon
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
Those who say money can't buy happiness don't know where to shop.
Pereant, inquit, qui ante nos nostra dixerunt.
("Confound those who have said our remarks before us.")-- Aelius Donatus
"I don't know what a shrink would call me. I don't want to know."-- Tori Amos
I don't know what your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
Science is the belief that we don't need belief to know most things.
You go right on thinking that. Don't let reality stop you.-- dpm
Real friends are those who, when you've made a fool of yourself, don't feel that you've done a permanent job.
Don't talk to me about the public not being able to stomach the abnormal, man -- most people get too used to lying to themselves about anything uncomfortable at so early an age that they themselves are not a reliable source.-- Susan Juroff
Conservative: a man who believes nothing should be done for the first time.
"Movies don't create psychos. Movies just make psychos more creative." (Scream)
There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX.
We don't believe this to be a coincidence.-- Jeremy S. Anderson
This is one of those episodes which makes you want to call up the screenwriter and ask to see their slash. `Cause you know they write it.-- Rhipodon Society
"Are you queer? Maybe just for tonight? 20 minutes? You don't have to be conscious."
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody.
A writer is someone who writes, and a stinger is something that stings. But fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, haberdashers don't haberdash, hammers don't ham, and humdingers don't humding.-- Richard Lederer (Crazy English)
Like I've always said, If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me. (Steel Magnolias)
For years a secret shame destroyed my peace --
I'd not read Eliot, Auden or MacNiece.
But now I think a thought that brings me hope:
Neither had Chaucer, Shakespeare, Milton, Pope.-- Justin Richardson
You don't wanna get laid, man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you gotta talk to 'em. (Colors)
"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her."
"Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite."
"We don't see things as they are, we see them as we are."-- Anais Nin
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.-- Dr. Seuss
All good work is done in defiance of management.-- Bob Woodward
'It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a sickness you like.'-- Jackie Mason
Thinking is not a panacea, but to paraphrase Gandhi, maybe it would be a good idea to try some.-- Jess Anderson
Theists think all gods but theirs are false. Atheists simply don't make an exception for the last one.
"Public opinion sets bounds to every government, and is the real sovereign in every free one."-- James Madison
"I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough."-- M. C. Escher
I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.-- Woody Allen
I need more tact. I never say anything I want to say very well. I'm even worse at what I don't want to say.
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.-- Andy Rooney
People who claim they don't let little things bother them have never slept in a room with a single mosquito.
If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.-- Scott Fahlman
Work like you don't need the money
Love like you've never been hurt
Fuck like you're being filmed
I don't want to be understandable. I want to be felt.-- Martha Graham
Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
In a church bulletin: "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
I don't know much about morality but I know what I shouldn't like.-- Tim Minchin
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.-- Groucho Marx
"I don't have to choose, nyaah, nyaaah, nah nyaah nyaah."-- Sandra Hereld
You don't have to think too hard while talking to teachers.-- J.D. Salinger
All right brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.-- Homer Simpson
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?-- Lily Tomlin
Religion has done love a great service by making it a sin.-- Anatole France
�We have a saying, my people. �Don�t kill if you can wound, don�t wound if you can subdue, don�t subdue if you can pacify, and don�t raise your hand at all until you�ve first extended it.��-- Wonder Woman
"I don't know what caffeine does for you, but I'm pretty sure without it your head caves in"-- Dave (News Radio)
Every human being is capable of everything, no matter how exalted or depraved. Without twenty years of diligent domestication, it is in our nature to commit genocide, infanticide, and canabillism. And drink beer and howl at the moon.-- Donna Barr ("Desert Peach: the Good Uncle")
If there is any fixed star in our constitutional constellation, it is that no official, high or petty, can prescribe what shall be orthodox politics, nationalism, religion, or other matters of opinion or force citizens to confess by word or act their faith therein.-- Justice Robert Jackson
Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal--if you don't use your thumbs.-- Tom Lehrer
I don't like to spread gossip, but what else can you do with it?-- Sandy Hereld
I don't say we all ought to misbehave, but we ought to look as if we could.-- Orson Welles
Good sex is like good bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.-- Mae West
Sometimes you have to bite people hard on the lip before they realize you're not kissing them, so keenly do they yearn for approval.-- Jess Anderson
In mathematics you don't understand things. You just get used to them.-- J. von Neumann
I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.-- Oscar Wilde
They call television a medium. That is because it is neither rare nor well done.-- Ernie Kovacs
"You don't have to suffer to be a poet. Adolescence is enough suffering for anyone."-- John Ciardi
"I don't want to join the kind of a club that accepts people like me as members."-- Groucho Marx
To in good days say "look what i've reached"
and on bad days say "why was this done to me"
..is mighty disproportionate.
Policeman: "You okay?"
Randolph: "I don't know, I'm sort of fucked up in general so it's hard to gauge" *faints* (Death to Smoochy)
"When you are content to be simply yourself and don't compare or compete, everybody will respect you."-- Lao-Tzu
"Well, let's just say, 'if your VCR is still blinking 12:00,you don't want Linux'".-- Bruce Perens
"I don't need to be told how to do my job."
"I hope not, because it's by ass on the line and I'm up to my neck in it." (The Thin Blue Line)
We can only see a short distance ahead, but we can see plenty there that needs to be done.-- Alan Turing
"Who ever walked behind anyone to freedom? If we can't go hand in hand, I don't want to go."-- Hazel Scott
One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.-- Lucille S. Harper
"When I say "You sucked my brain out", the english translation is "I am in love with you, and it is no fun". But I don't use words like love, cuz words like that don't matter. But don't look so offended, you know you should be flattered."-- Ani Difranco
The game of Monopoly is a lot like life, except you don't get $200 for going through a green light, and you don't drive a thimble. But wouldn't it be cool if you did?-- Craig Stacey
Ah! don't say that you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong.-- Oscar Wilde
Education is what you get when you read the fine print; experience is what you get when you don't.-- Pete Seeger
What's the matter, darling? Don't you recognize me with my clothes on?-- Tallulah Bankhead
"I don't think you can be a true man until you've humiliated yourself before a woman."-- David Duchovny
"There are things that I refuse to deal with except through my music... because I don't trust humanity that much, and I don't know if I trust me that much. But I trust the songs."-- Tori Amos (CD Booklet)
Lottery: A tax on people who don't understand statistics. (As it is statistically much more likely to get struck by lightning than win the lottery)
If you don't know where you are going, you'll probably end up somewhere else.-- Laurence J. Peter
"I know what I don't believe in. I know what I've rejected. But I'm not sure what I do believe in."-- Trent Reznor
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it.-- W. C. Fields
"I don't mind you coming here and wasting all my time, 'cause when you're standing oh so near, I kinda lose my mind."-- The Cars
"When you, the writer, integrate your own material in your psyche, it changes you forever. Some writers allow songs to come through them, but don't take it in, so they don't grow. If they don't let it bring up questions in their own beings, they're just translators."-- Tori Amos